Cockwomble

A person who thinks his horse rating stats are fabulous but in reality he #makesitupashegoesalong and is a bitter prick

James is a massive cockwomble

by Cockwomble1 September 13, 2018

cockwaddle

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character

"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."

by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

Cockwomble

a shit swear word for twats

ohI just can't stand Tarquin! Such a cockwomble

by Cliff Vicious February 1, 2017

Cockwomble

Anybody who supports far right politics, Neo Nazism

Paul Golding and Co are cockwombles

by LeftyWefty July 25, 2015

cockwarmer

a slut (typically from powell river) that loves to sit on cock and keep it warm!

taylor was one furry cockwarmer. bitch rode my shit all night long like a champ!

by RaTTy April 10, 2003

cockwaffle challenge

A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.

The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.

Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"

Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"

by Southsidex3life December 23, 2007

Cockwomble

JIMMY CONTROVERSY IS A VIRGIN

Jimmy is a cockwomble

by DongWhereIsMyAutomobile May 5, 2018