Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022

Venus cocktrap

When you're taking a slash in a bush, and whip your foreskin back up real fast to capture flies under it.

"I was hanging a piss out west on my man retreat, when I snaggled a fly in my venus cocktrap."
"Ay, hell cunt. Get ya venus cocktrap on!"

by ChcocolateMilk November 27, 2021

cocktard

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid

Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.

by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011

cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.

What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.

by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009

cocktease

a flirtacious girl or woman who is all touchy feely, often giggly, and will make out with almost any guy who pays attention to her for more than 5 minutes, however, won't so much as give you a hand job after you take her home.

that little cocktease left me blueballed last night.
mom, you're such a fucking cocktease

by captain fuckstick August 19, 2003

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can April 9, 2011

cockloader

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.

"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005