cocksmith

Someone who comes home late at night after a drinking session to find their partner has once again locked them out of the bedroom.
A play on the word locksmith

The COCKSMITH slept on the couch after he failed to open the bedroom door.

by Grant Wholey September 25, 2007

Cocksmith

Taken from the word blacksmith, skilled in the art of working cocks. Also someone who is a fuckwit.

You fuckin cocksmith.

by BennieB December 31, 2006

cocksmith

a person (usually male) that is an arrogant, abusive, and inconsiderate dickhead; an unrepentant asshole or poster-child prick.2)A master asshole

That dude dating Tiffany is a real cocksmith.

by John Trimpe September 16, 2008

cocksmithe

a man who is good at getting laid, or if said as a insult to a man... one who loves the cock

"I went out with rusty last night and he is quite the cocksmithe."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

Cocksmith

Someone who likes the cock, is confident with the cock, or possessing special talent with the cock.

Ewwww, look at the way she works that cock! She must be a Cocksmith!

by Matt Greiner February 4, 2009

Cocksmith

People who deliberately abuse the English language to mask the fact they cannot spell or form sentences at a third grade level.

English isn't that hard of a fucking language to type in. it's the only thing most American kids will ever learn to type in. Yet they consistently fuck it up. is it because it's easier to type like a lazy fucking dumbass, rather than occasionally misspell a word and have your balltongueing highschool friends think you're stupid? Cocksmiths. They hammer flaming hot cock all day.

by noboost August 4, 2008

Cocksmith

a man or woman whom works with metals and penis's on a daily basis, including such chores as molding and creating brass or steel penis's

She was so good I could have sworn she was a cocksmith.

That guy is such a homo he should be a cocksmith.

by Nalon February 2, 2008