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cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
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Cockstrong

An individual who acts manly and/or cocky; A behavorial state of manliness often characteristic of excess testosterone
Ex. Jack is so cockstrong that he took on a whole gang of badasses in a fight just to prove that he isn't a pussy.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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cocksnarfing

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!
I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!
by Tanath April 23, 2006
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cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick
Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.
by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005
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cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film
Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
Cockstruzel
by Craysh April 27, 2009
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cockstorming

Cockstorming is a group creativity technique designed to generate a large number of bullshits for the solution of a problem.
cockstorming, a brain session to solve one's flatulency
by cockstorming May 6, 2009
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