Excessively pedantic, based on Professor Calculus from Herge's Tintin books. Also used as a general term of abuse.
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When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.
Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.
by Julzfin March 4, 2006
Get the The Cockbrush mug.Used as a demeaning word about a male who says something provocative, or use a provocative gesture, that suggest you are a idiot. Is most commonly whispered to the people surrounding you, without the guy hearing it.
Ex1:
Male 1: (Pushes him self aggressively in front of a row) Excuse me!
Male 2: (Whispering to friends) What a cockslut
Ex2:
Bartender: (Yelling) For the third time: no you can't get bottled beers here!
Customer: (Whispering to himself) Cockslut
Male 1: (Pushes him self aggressively in front of a row) Excuse me!
Male 2: (Whispering to friends) What a cockslut
Ex2:
Bartender: (Yelling) For the third time: no you can't get bottled beers here!
Customer: (Whispering to himself) Cockslut
by Mr. Ansjooos February 18, 2009
Get the Cockslut mug.The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)
I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.
by kymcleod October 17, 2003
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often joined by perverts and cocks.
hence the name
often joined by perverts and cocks.
hence the name
by OMGANONLOL November 13, 2011
Get the cocksluts mug.A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.
Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!
by tfd September 12, 2004
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