black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

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Cockapella

Singing in harmony with a large dick in your mouth

did you listen to hillary clinton's new cockapella song with sarah palin?

by hillaryclinton<3cock January 1, 2011

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Cockapella

The art of having sexual intercourse without the use of "instruments" (dildos,vibrators,etc.)

Last night, my girl and I rocked it cockapella style!

by Moose_Testes_2_oh_such_fun May 17, 2009

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Cockswap

Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"

by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010

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