Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

by Freska1181 July 21, 2017

cockroach

A version of English spoken by inner-city Blacks consisting primarily of the noun "Mofo" and the verb "Mofo". Incomprehensible to pasty-faced white folks.

Urbanite#1:"Yo mofo, mofo mofo mofo mofo!"
Urbanite#2:"That's so, Mofo."
Confused Honkey:"What the fuck...oh, they're speaking cockroach."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.

That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.

by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008

Corporate Cockroach

Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.

Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!

by Arch Stanton PA July 10, 2009

Cockroachism

1.(Noun) - The art of simply refusing to die, regardless of the cause or situation behind it. Usually associated with strong feelings of spitefulness, animosity or an incomplete goal that will trigger the response.

2.(Verb) - The action of simply not dying, or being extremely hard to kill.

(Noun) - I have awaken my inner Cockroachism, Death is not an option.

by The one who refuses to die. April 27, 2021

SU cockroach

Term used to describe a graduated/dropped-out member of a Student Union who keeps returning to crash activities and camps that are organised by the Union. It's favourite hiding spots are inside other current members' sleeping bags. It loves to get drunk and borrow belongings without asking.

Student A: "Hey, what's that strong alcohol smell? And where are my slippers?"
Student B: "Sounds like an SU cockroach infestation. Alright I'm tired and need to sle.."*BUMP*
Student A: Yikes there's already one in your sleeping bag!

by Creamernest April 15, 2018

dancing cockroach

A blessing on earth. Search it on google now

Go, my son, GO!!

The dancing cockroach has a lightsaber.

by OOF8278923 November 12, 2019