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Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"
by Ross October 23, 2004
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CockMauler

A guy who isn't openly gay but gets a bit touchy with other guys and very flirty
Steve: Did you see cian boltan in there ...I swear he was checkin me out for the whole day

Hunkydory: yea he's a proper cockmauler
by Right so August 10, 2009
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Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts
(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.
by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
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cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.
Logan is such a cockmonger.
by NateSharrock December 10, 2008
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cockmuncher

Someone being a very large idiot. An expression of extreme discontent towards another person.

see lloydtron
by klaw April 8, 2004
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warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.
Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
by top hat September 7, 2008
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Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.
Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.
by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009
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