Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Crockered

Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.

Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.

by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022

Cockerd

A person with an epic proportion of stupidity. They use there own logic against them selves.

"Your a fucking cockerd"

by Farvudulicious the ninth July 19, 2023

Cockeyedittity

Something that looks like it could be askew or wonky. Not quite right or correct. Needing an adjustment.

His fender had a cockeyedittity look to it after it was repaired.

by Spidey Whiplash June 13, 2024

right cockeyed

A Mans penis that has been bent and is crooked.

His Penis was right cockeyed.

by phazel14 October 31, 2007

Mrs. Cockerel legs

legs that look like waterbeds or like someone put mayonnaise in a zip lock bag and squished it around. They are huge nasty legs that looks like every but of food she eats goes straight to the thighs.

Yo have you seen that chick, she has Mrs. Cockerel legs... nasty

by Bobby stratus January 14, 2021