A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
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Get the cocksuckers anonymous mug.1. The art of being a cocksucker.
2. The act of belittling someone for one's own amusement.
3. Pertaining to acts of pretentious bullshit.
2. The act of belittling someone for one's own amusement.
3. Pertaining to acts of pretentious bullshit.
There's no denying that fact that you're an asshole, but your futile attempt of cocksuckery does not phase me (2).
I really enjoyed that play, but there was a little too much cocksuckery going on for my taste (3).
I really enjoyed that play, but there was a little too much cocksuckery going on for my taste (3).
by BigJ246 November 12, 2009
Get the Cocksuckery mug.1. a generalized strong insult, requiring no foreknowledge of the target
2. an individual who consistently takes pleasure in pointing out your "failures," no matter how insignificant
3. an individual who schemes against you vindictively, out of a real or imagined fear that they are inferior to you
4. someone who is not conscious enough to realize they are fucking something up; whose lack of discretion causes you hardship
5. anyone who is an evil force in your life
2. an individual who consistently takes pleasure in pointing out your "failures," no matter how insignificant
3. an individual who schemes against you vindictively, out of a real or imagined fear that they are inferior to you
4. someone who is not conscious enough to realize they are fucking something up; whose lack of discretion causes you hardship
5. anyone who is an evil force in your life
1. (driving) "That cocksucker just cut me off!"
2. "This guy Gary at work snickered when the copy machine jammed on me. What a little cocksucker."
3. "This dude at the bar kept following me around, saying insults under his breath. Then he walked right in front of me when I was playing darts with Kris. I slammed that cocksucker against the wall."
4. "Susan asked Brad where I was last night, and he totally just said 'Vegas' without even thinking. Goddamn that cocksucker."
5. "My next-door neighbor is such a cocksucker."
2. "This guy Gary at work snickered when the copy machine jammed on me. What a little cocksucker."
3. "This dude at the bar kept following me around, saying insults under his breath. Then he walked right in front of me when I was playing darts with Kris. I slammed that cocksucker against the wall."
4. "Susan asked Brad where I was last night, and he totally just said 'Vegas' without even thinking. Goddamn that cocksucker."
5. "My next-door neighbor is such a cocksucker."
by Bill Bryson September 7, 2007
Get the cocksucker mug.A disgraceful practise where a woman or an inverted man willingly engages in oral intercourse. This sexual act induces incredible sexual pleasure upon the male, with the added value that it cannot lead to pregnancy. This has, sadly, become incredibly popular amongst young people from all classes of society. However, one must also be aware that it can also be used as simply a term of abuse and nothing more.
‘Nellie called me a ‘cocksucker’ because she found out I was dating Florrie from the pickle factory!’
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