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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020
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Crush my cock with a rock i must

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
by The_wildcard April 13, 2021
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Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
by Cabgtv December 1, 2020
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Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
by Vladcyka November 29, 2019
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Cock in that rock.

When you have sex with a rich girl who is engaged to another man.
I got my cock in that rock. She was engaged with a fat ring on her finger. But I still busted a nut inside her.
by martita papita November 29, 2011
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Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.
"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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