sweating cobs

A term often used by old grannys for when they are incredably hot or sweaty.

Dale: God its hot in here.

Grandma Jam: eeeeee I'm sweating cobs!

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Cobs

1950-70's word for dibs

Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!

by Deeshceel October 24, 2008

Cobswallow

A very old or decrepit vagina usually contains cobwebs and feels like sandpaper, Usually possessed by mothers who are 40 and over.

Yo, i walked in on your mom in the bathroom and she has a cobswallow...

by Poonanisrock October 13, 2009

cobsmacked

utterly astounded by the joy that comes from eating Cobs popcorn for the very first time.

I tried this new popcorn the other day and I was so cobsmacked I couldn't stop myself from eating the the whole packet. How do they do it?

by Cobs4Life April 30, 2013

cobster

the guy at the barbecue who steals all the corn and falls while tryna hop the fence. also an insult to big socks bobby and g cuzzo aj😉😉.

he just takes those bong rips like a cobster!!

by g cuzzo December 22, 2020

cobs

A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.

1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"

by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010

cobsux

Easy way to say hello to homosexuals who happen to go by the nickname of "Cobra" while in their gay IRC chatline with other homos.

<Cobra> Hello, who can i blow today?
<JoeZ> cobsux.
* JoeZ takes a hot steaming shit on cobra!!

by blackwidowZ24 November 22, 2007