Computer 

The thing you're using.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?

Computer by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019

Computer 

A computer is device used for various things

Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer

Computer by KiloCharlie2131 October 5, 2020

Computer 

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address

Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?

Computer by Boyoboy420 June 11, 2021

computer 

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

computer by theeclique September 14, 2003

Computer 

A book or a box, it never means what it says.

"Help" tab never helps

"Print" tab never prints

Computer by NoGig November 18, 2003

computer 

Why the fuck do you need a definition of computer, it’s probably the thing your using right now! Damn boomer.

Grandpa: “What’s the definition of a computer?”
Billy: “Dear god! You don’t know what a computer is? It’s the damn thing in front of you, idiot.”
Grandpa: “ If I talked back to my grandpa like that, I would be 6 feet in a grave.”
Billy: “Ok, boomer.”

computer by Xx_okboomer_xX November 8, 2019

computer 

Code word for hot chick in the office.

Hey Morelli, you gotta go check out the new computer on the first floor.

computer by Kidzap September 2, 2005