Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 20, 2009

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016

Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

Rolling Cluster Fuck

Slow moving traffic on the highway caused by several people driving slowly holding back traffic and preventing anyone from passing them.

On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.

by Jervns January 21, 2009

Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

orgasmic-cluster-fuck

Orgasmic-cluster-fuck is when a female has so many orgasms that she becomes numb and has no sence of her surroundings. She looses all knowledge of where she is, what she is, or who she is for at least several minutes.

orgasmic-cluster-fuck is multiple orgasms during sex and or during a threesome

by mommaE September 18, 2013