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Coco the clobber

Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland.
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x
"hey, guess who I just saw!"
"Omg who"
"Coco the clobber, he was getting active behind tesco"
by Urbandicc1 February 8, 2023
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A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.
Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!
by Clobberite August 23, 2018
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slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.
I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.
by Captain Clobber March 25, 2016
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Throat Clobber'er

One who chokes on a males penis when sucking it. It is a negative term for anyone who give a "bad" blow job. A throat clobber'er tends to cough on the penis after choking.
"Dude, I was getting this bj from a hot chick...she freakin choked on my penis! It was nasty!"

"Sounds to me like you got it on with a Throat Clobber'er. "
by Evan and Sam February 28, 2008
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Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020
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Gypo clobber

A clothing relating to something gypsies wear. Usually an insult referring to poor quality or dirty clothes.
Look at Josh he’s wearing Gypo Clobber
by Greek.God69 April 5, 2021
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Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.
Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?
by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022
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