fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

by brock lee September 8, 2005

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Clocking you

This occurs when someone follows your typical movements over a period of time as part of a plan, such as an escape or a crime.

The inmates were clocking you and the Sergeant's cell checks to time a drug deal.

by I, Wreckerrr March 12, 2021

dark o'clock

When it's so late at night or early in the morning that it's dark out.

"Man, I stayed at work til dark o'clock yesterday" or "I woke up and it was still dark o'clock"

by kimber_kev August 27, 2005

chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Hill Valley Clock Tower

During the act of "doggy style" you increase your thrust speed (to simulate getting up to 88 mph) and right before you climax you scream "1.21 Giggawatts" and promptly discharge a taser to your buttocks, thus transferring the electrical current to your partner, sending them back to the future.

"I gave her the Hill Valley Clock Tower, since then she can't think fourth dimensionally."
"Great Scott!"
"I know, this is heavy!"

by Riggs223 April 29, 2015

Dudley O'clock

The time at which all serious aspects of life should be discarded and partying must occur.

Man I really need to work on this paper, but it's dudley o'clock.

by eatonbutt June 30, 2017