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Clive palmer 

Clive Palmer is an Aussie version of Donald Trump but can be referred more to Hitler.
He is larger than a punching bag and is a huge motherfucking cunt.

He is the leader of the United Australia party (united idiot party) and spent 60 million Aud on advertising but Won no seats in the house of representatives or senate at Australia's 2019 election.

RIP.
I really Hate clive palmer. he is worse than Peter Dutton
Clive palmer by raelm99 May 19, 2019

Clive Owen 

An incredibly sexy British actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen. Credits include Chancer, Bent, Croupier, a series of BMW short films, Closer and Derailed. He's smart, talented and quite good looking.
Clive Owen is an amazing actor.
Clive Owen by Mr Jake G November 29, 2005

Clive Palmer 

When you set yourself a limit of 1 packet of TimTams per day, but you find yourself having a seizure on the floor of the bathroom at 2 am because you've eaten 27 packets, not 1.
My friend challenged me to do 5 Clive Palmers in 50 minutes.
Clive Palmer by wiseguy72 June 4, 2022

Clive Owen 

An AMAZING actor. Very versatile in his roles.
"Man, did you see Clive Owen in Gosford Park? Simply amazing."
Clive Owen by #93 May 3, 2006

Clive Owen (Smith)

The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.

If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"

Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"

Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".

Clive talkin' 

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.
Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?
Clive talkin' by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011