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Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
by dgbrown May 6, 2009
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Clitasty

Something that is extremely enjoyable and unexpectedly pleasant, such as a tasty clit
Man, that guacamole was clitasty!
by Brazilian Girls July 13, 2010
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Rigor-coitus

The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.
Walter: Where were you last night Howard?

Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...

Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...

Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.
by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010
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coitus

Scientific reference for 'doing the dirty', having a 'no pants dance', or advancing courtship. Coitus is commonly used in a popular TV show, The Big Bang Theory.
Penny: *opens door* "Hey, my power's out, can I stay here for the night?"
Sheldon: "Do you really-"
Leonard: "YES, of course...th-that's what friends are for, after all. Lending a room in a time of need."
Sheldon: "Well...as long as this doesn't end up in Leonard and Penny taking part in coitus, I guess I can live with it for one night."
by IHasAWolfie January 1, 2014
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Clitasaurus

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."
by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008
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Cletus

(AKA Cousin Cletus)

2: Also can be synonymous with hillbilly.
Heeeeeey Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?
by snabald July 13, 2003
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Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.
my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe
by clar February 6, 2005
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