clegknot

Clegknot:- a knot of anal hair stuck/twisted together with faeces/shit.

I wish I'd shaved my arse!

If I pull on this clegknot, I'll have two arse holes.

by Wilky72 June 9, 2017

Clerine

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*

by superteemo August 31, 2019

Clern

Slang form of the word clown; synonymous with clown. Often used by a collective of haunt actors who favor Shattered FX masks and adopt language mispronunciations while in character, which includes substituting the ‘err’ sound where ‘ahh’ or ‘oh’ would otherwise appear. Example: “err merr gerd” as opposed to “oh my god.”

We went to the circus and visited the clern tent. Err merr gerd the clerns were funny.

by Phineas Cage November 28, 2019

Cleorge

A cult for the youtubers George and Dream or George and Clorox. We have milk and cookies.

“Hi, welcome to Cleorge. How may I help you?”

by Safire12446 March 29, 2020

Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Clegged Out

The process of having sold out, especially to a system or body that directly undermines the principles and values you have long adhered to.

Derived from the actions of the leader of the Liberal Democrat party, following the 2010 United Kingdom General Election.

(also: Clegg out, Clegging out)

I just found out that Innocent smoothies have totally Clegged out to Coca-Cola.

by Jacques-Francois May 14, 2010

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003