after fooling around with the chick from the bar all night, i was astonished to discover that she had a cleft vagina... i guess that explains the granny panties.
by Jimbo2004 June 24, 2005
A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.
John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!
by pussymonsterdickblocker February 19, 2009
She has a huuuuge natal cleft.
by butt crack March 1, 2005
A vaginal opening that nearly reaches the belly button. when the labia majors extends abnormally high, above the pubic mound. Although this not frequently seen in nature, an abnormally fat woman, or a woman with an extremely plump camel toe could exhibit this condition.
by El Parchador August 21, 2010
the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full anal penetration.
i snorted coke right off that bitches cleft, then fucking ripped that shit open, and preceeded to rip her oring, wide the fuck open.
by chris/josh May 2, 2005
When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"
"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.
"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.
"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."
"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.
"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."
by Swaggy C da Realest September 10, 2017
by fuck yo motha May 13, 2010