A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".
Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!
by Fanny Hurts May 12, 2006
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When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
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Get the Claymore Roomba mug.When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
by Coffin Cover May 12, 2014
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Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.
Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.
Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Amy: "Can you spell that please? "
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."
Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."
Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."
Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."
Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."
by tharealslimshadystandsup August 16, 2018
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