A total and utter crackhead. He looks like he would probably rape a dog if he didn’t have a chode. His cock is commonly referred to as a double stack. He takes massive shits.
by Billyboybob October 8, 2020
Get the Claytonmug. A city in the south eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Clayton is renowned for its high levels of crime, drug/dealers, and islanders. One of the harder areas (The Bronx) of Melbourne. Also pronounced "Clarden" by the locals.
"A.k.a Clarden"
Nothing soft comes out of Clayton
Residents known to name themselves "Claytonians, nearby are Clarindians and Westalliens.
Nothing soft comes out of Clayton
Residents known to name themselves "Claytonians, nearby are Clarindians and Westalliens.
by Clarden December 8, 2013
Get the Claytonmug. A Canadian Tire Employee who will be single handedly responsibly for the extinction of the animals used to make the Baconator.
Also voted most likey to die in a tragic Pallet Jack accident. And is allergic to soap and ladders :)
Also voted most likey to die in a tragic Pallet Jack accident. And is allergic to soap and ladders :)
Clayton is a Master- Baser
by The Man 5544 December 22, 2009
Get the Claytonmug. A man who acts tuff online and through text, but in person is a weak, scared little ashamed boy. He may befriend girls, but then will loose his temper and most likely get hated by many. He can be a good friend at first but slowly becomes more of a little fag every time you talk to him.
Clayton is a bitch
by WeGotsRocks January 5, 2015
Get the Claytonmug. The most amazing railfan in town! Always as sharp as a tack when answering train questions. Treat him right and he'll let you tag along on a railfanning trip.
by Tri-Cities Railfan August 28, 2016
Get the Claytonmug. Clayton is a guy who always knows what he wants until he can have it, then never mind. He's quick to point out the flaws in everyone else but can never seem to find fault in himself. He loves using Urban Dictionary to take swipes at people but deletes it when he sobers up. In short, his great beard doesn't make up for his asshattery.
by NoelleW May 14, 2015
Get the Claytonmug. orland park slang for a short cigarette. claytons come about by removing the cherry from a half-smoked hundo, and placing it back in the box to be finished later. the term is nearly exclusive to the region, but has confirmed uses in some illinois college towns.
stoner 1: man, i can't finish this entire marlboro 100.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.
by bozenda February 21, 2007
Get the Claytonmug.