transvestite frenchman turtle who occasionally played hockey in between selling his ass to arab queers
Fan #1: Us avalanche fans sure love Claude Lemieux eh?
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...
by claude lemieux July 11, 2008
The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.
Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)
by Uncle Claude January 20, 2006
by Oso Sucre Papa November 10, 2022
by InvisibleGhost January 28, 2019
A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.
Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
by buttplugking6969 May 21, 2010
Claude Speed killed the triads in a mrwhoopee.
by Steel Jones July 15, 2017
What you realize you should have named your cats, after you realized that you should have got them declawed when you had the extra money.
They looked like a "fluffy" and a "muffy" when I first saw them. Now when I look at them all I can think of is "Claude & Claudia".
by Cat Woman May 26, 2006