A Great Place to Commit Incest & Die.
Canastota is a corruption of the Iroquois Knistestota which means: "We poor white trash from New England are taking your land." It also means: If you're not a Lost Tribe from Rural Appalachia, You're a Lost Tribe from Rural Sicily. Canastota means, if you have teeth, you're considered to be upper middle class (there are no rich folks). It's hard to marry a local and not commit incest. Finally, the cemeteries are lovely!
Canastota is where there is more poundage per square inch of torso than any place south of Quebec. And where the schools are so bad that even the teachers pull their kids out to send them to neighboring districts.
Boxing trumps brains. High school football trumps grades in this depopulating suburb of Wal-Mart. Canastota is where intellect takes a U-turn and returns whence it came.
Canastota is a corruption of the Iroquois Knistestota which means: "We poor white trash from New England are taking your land." It also means: If you're not a Lost Tribe from Rural Appalachia, You're a Lost Tribe from Rural Sicily. Canastota means, if you have teeth, you're considered to be upper middle class (there are no rich folks). It's hard to marry a local and not commit incest. Finally, the cemeteries are lovely!
Canastota is where there is more poundage per square inch of torso than any place south of Quebec. And where the schools are so bad that even the teachers pull their kids out to send them to neighboring districts.
Boxing trumps brains. High school football trumps grades in this depopulating suburb of Wal-Mart. Canastota is where intellect takes a U-turn and returns whence it came.
Q: "Oh, yeah, Canastota. Isn't that where the Boxing Hall of Fame is?"
A: "Yep. And where the median IQ is commensurate with Carmen Basilio's longest round!"
A: "Yep. And where the median IQ is commensurate with Carmen Basilio's longest round!"
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Get the Clanal mug.A city, mostly of Italians. Most people are not farmers, or rednecks. The village was incorporated in 1835 but reorganized by Italians in 1870. Canastota is the birthplace of Carmen Basilio and Edmund Giambastiani, and the home for some family of Muhammad Ali.
Unlike the retard above who can't spell
Canastota Resident: Why do people always try to act tuff on the net?
Aehteb78: Because I am to scared to do in in real life!
Canastota Resident: Why do people always try to act tuff on the net?
Aehteb78: Because I am to scared to do in in real life!
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Clash of Clans is a combat strategy game. you can build your own village, train your troops to raid other people's village or make a clan with friends or random people to raid
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Clash of Clans is also a trending meme from the internet gaining mass popularity of players to the game.
Clash of Clans is a combat strategy game. you can build your own village, train your troops to raid other people's village or make a clan with friends or random people to raid
other villages!
Clash of Clans is available on iOS & Android!
Clash of Clans is also a trending meme from the internet gaining mass popularity of players to the game.
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Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
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*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
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