a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.
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A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".
In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
Get the Caesarean section mug.A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018
Get the clapsacker mug."According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
by Felon Light October 5, 2019
Get the Julius Caesared mug.When a lady jiggles her ass region in such a way as to cause the ass cheeks to collide, or "clap". Often seen in pornographies that focuses on a lady with a large "bo-donk-a-donk".
From Achewood's "Man Why You Even Got to Do a Thing" Issue #2:
"Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty."
"Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty."
by Ryan Sprinkle January 30, 2007
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