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funny cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana rolled up in the form of a cigarette to be smoked.
I was outback smoking those funny cigarettes
by Baby Jones July 4, 2006
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cigarette punch

A type of sucker punch whereby one distracts an aggressor with the offer of a cigarette, using the left hand to hold the pack and at the same time readying for a punch with the right. When your opponent looks down to light the cigarette (with teeth separated to take the first drag) you knock the crap out of his jaw.
He knew he had no chance of beating that a-hole in a completely fair fight so he cigarette punched him and dropped a couple of the guy's molars.
by dirty white boy August 24, 2012
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cigarette burn

A cigarette burn is term from the film industry to cue when a new reel is needed to be spliced in. They can be seen in the upper corners of most films in theaters. Most often the right hand corner. Although later films have been going digital and are now being distributed on disk rather than reeled film though many cinemas still use the old methods.
"hey Joe, we are already into reel four, I just saw those cigarette burns. Let's start cleaning up."
by Outlaw 61 November 10, 2013
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Cigarette Grandma

That grandma that is on one certain end of the grandma stereotypes.

The one that smokes constantly, gambles, could probably beat your ass, yet is still somehow a loving grandma. (Some are known to be wrestlers, too)
My cigarette grandma threatened to beat my ass if I didn't buy her a new pack of cigs so she wouldn't have to leave her slots.
by Goku Freeman April 13, 2007
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cigarette

by NINny June 30, 2003
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cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.
Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!
by Dave June 20, 2004
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bubblegum cigarettes

really awsome bubblegum. comes in a package that looks like cigarettes and even wrapped in paper to make it look like a cigarette. if you blow on them, sugar "smoke" comes out and it looks like you're smoking. probably the best fucking thing ever next to big league chew.
bubblegum cigarettes are about as addicting as regular cigarettes
by MELISSAAAAA July 28, 2006
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