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churting

The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007
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Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.
My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.
by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006
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churroing

The act of rolling around on the ground in the manner a cooking churro. This behaviour can be exhibited by humans during periods of extreme intoxication and in dogs at the beach. Can be used as a verb, i.e. "to churro."
After we finished the whole bottle and Jack started churroing on the floor...
That dog is absolutely frothing, look at it churro
by popcornsetting December 12, 2019
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Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.
"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."
by Bananamal September 1, 2013
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Chursing

Using a swear word while at a church, mosque, or any other religious building. Hell is often excluded from the list of swears due to the fact that it is used often in these places.
"Fuck this, I hate this lame-ass youth group"

"Hey, quit chursing and maybe I can sneak us out"
by The Ska Assassin October 19, 2008
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Churning the butter

A term used most with grappler and hybrid grappler characters in fighting games (IE: Zangief, Hugo, Alex, and Birdie from Street Fighter), referring to when a person would have to do a 360º motion with their controller's joystick or d-pad and press an attack button in order to land a command grab.
"And another command grab! He's really good at churning the butter!"
by Oni.exe August 17, 2020
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Churning

Going to the movies to see an American War movie, stripping down naked, covering yourself in popcorn butter, and masturbating the whole time.
"Did you hear what sexual deviancy Jon practices?"
"No, what?"
"He goes to the movies and starts churning!!"
by captawesome8 February 23, 2015
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