chumming

when you are communicating with your friends on fortnite and you want to say you are coming but don’t want to sound homo.

Amir: HE’S ON ME, ON ME!
Mazen:IM CHUMMING MAN IM CHUMMING

by HoodieMaz July 15, 2018

Chum

A close friend who occasionally makes you cum.

Q - What's going on with you and your bestie ?

A - We'll always be chums

by Long&Hard October 30, 2016

Chum

An awesome friend. Someone you can make fun of without them pulling out your hair. Preferably someone who goes out of their way to fix your life. If you don't have a chum, your life friggin sucks.

P.S. chum is also dog food :P

"Make me an offer I can't refuse, chum."
"Lit, chum. Real lit."

You: "Ellie will never like me!"
Chum: "HEY ELLIE!"
You: "Wtf are you doing?!"
Chum: "Ellie, look into my eyes and tell me you don't like my friend."
Ellie: "Why would I do that?"
Chum: "'Cuz you can go out with him."
Ellie: "I'll think about it"

by Cade the Food King January 11, 2017

chum

Friends that you've known over 5 years and can talk about literally anything even when you guys live far away.

Yeah, that's my chum, they've been there since day one.

by like.hot.asf.swagolicious May 3, 2022

chumming

(v) the act of sending out a mass text message to members of the opposite sex in the interest of determining your options. Text must be vague enough to apply to large groups but specific enough to elicit a response.

"Are you going out tonight?", Simon feverishly typed into his mobile chumming every woman he knew.

by TGDC December 25, 2007

Chum

Felatio from a toothless crack-whore.

I'm goin' downtown to get some chum.

by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004

fanboy and chum chum

the most fucking stupid show that nickelodian has squeezed out their ass yet. the characters look like pieces of shit that have been reanimated, and its crappy animation anyway. it is largely unfunny and very sad. this is by far one of the worst shows nickelodian has come up with yet, and i saw icarly. anyone who says this show is funny obviously has now idea what good humor is, and should have hot metal rods forced up their assholes until they come out their mouths.

is that hanna montana singing justin beiber's songs?
no, its fanboy and chum chum

by gordak1 June 4, 2010