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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008
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chumeng

a fat, usually asian, nerd who has no life and spends most of the time pretending that he is someone (aka Derron Williams).
Srop eating or youkk ve a chumeng!
by henmo June 27, 2007
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Chumming

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.
"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"
by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008
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bum chumming

2 guys doubling on a motorcycle or scooter or anything that men shouldn't ride with another man
there was only 1 scooter so we had to bum chum
by the kayster June 26, 2003
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chumming

when you are communicating with your friends on fortnite and you want to say you are coming but don’t want to sound homo.
Amir: HE’S ON ME, ON ME!
Mazen:IM CHUMMING MAN IM CHUMMING
by HoodieMaz July 15, 2018
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Chumin'

when your behavior towards your significant other resembles the way you would interact with acquaintances and co-workers.
Guy 1: My girlfriend was chumin' me all night.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: when her friends came around she wouldn't even hold my hand and she patted me on the back when we hugged like she's my aunt or something.
by Durt McGavin January 15, 2008
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Chumpington

Derived from the word Chumpsky. A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chumpington would be a higher level of chumpsky or a leader of chumps.
"Hey look, its Mr. Chumpington"
"That person is a Chumpington"
"What a Chumpington"
by chumpinghaterton February 26, 2009
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