Chum 

The act of spraying human semen onto something or somebody.

Shit man, I was fapping and I chummed all over my teachers face!

Chum by dnask8r46 October 4, 2009

chum 

a cross between chunks and scum, usually found in dirty places. this word can be used to discribe most random objects also.

"i just cleaned all the chum out of the bottom of the dishwasher. scrape your plates next time , idiot."

"i went to the mall and bought some random chum "

chum by twisted mitch July 21, 2006

chum 

chewing tobacco, dip, spitting a hoot

yo you wanna go and chum?
let's go for a chum ride

chum by dbj737 July 21, 2010

chum 

Crap, poo, faeces etc

Damn i stepped in some dig chum.

chum by MunkeeChum February 28, 2003

Chum 

A pathetic bitc*

Don't fuc* with her bruh she's a chum

Chum by Odd Crooks -- June 27, 2014

chum 

Chum: A good friend or an old friend. Chummy(i): Funny, kind and ready to kick anyone's ass.

We're old chums
Chummy is so hilarious

chum by Felicia Brown January 22, 2016

Chum 

To lure animals such as dogs and guinea pigs in a sexual manner. Can also be used to put on power tools eg an angle grinder blade to cut smoothly. Some of the arabics may eat it on special occasions.

Eg. Brett can you please grab the chum my grinder isnt cutting properly and the dog wont sit. Chumming

Chum by Brett marsh November 23, 2016