crushing ass

The act of pounding out a girl from behind.

I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.

by Lewda February 27, 2008

crushing

1. To have a crush on someone.
2. To physically flatten someone.

Jen was crushing Alex.

by Avee September 6, 2007

Chousing

Chilling, hanging out, sitting around = chousing.

Hey bro i'm chousing with mark, tryna join?

by Alpha Sigs Bro December 5, 2010

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017

Christingle

A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.

What is a Christingle?!

by Ks1994 March 12, 2019

Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.

It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.

by Lololololoh February 28, 2023