sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Saint Christopher

Supposedly one of the best Catholic elementary schools. I went there for 9 long years, and I can tell you, Holy Family is right. It's full of short, rich brats. Don't send your kid there.

kid from saint christopher: hi
other kid: hi
kid from saint christopher: me and all my friends are going to disneyland in japan do you wanna come oh that's right you can't afford it peace.

elementary crappy school what the hell

by Ruit January 4, 2009

St. Christopher

Catholic patron saint of travel.

I have a picture of St. Christopher in my car. He protects me as I travel.

by The Leader 101 March 6, 2009

spicy christopher

A gay handjob using buffalo sauce as lube.

That guy is such a “Spicy Christopher”, my penis still burns from last night.

by Big dick marley August 19, 2021

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

by lezgoo September 23, 2021

smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 23, 2022

Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

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😱: Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025