chrissy wabi

the morning after heavy binge drinking and drunk food you proceed to vomit on top of the enormous DADS (day after drinking shits) you just took.

Friend: did you see chrissy wabi last night?
Me: No but I just agressively wabi'd in the bathroom downstairs after thinking about her

by Brian Hoff October 21, 2013

Chrissie Fit

Chrissie Fit
When a seemingly normal lady is pushed beyond the point of no return

I pushed her one step too far and she threw a chrissie fit

by Chrissie Valentine June 21, 2018

Chrissy Costanza

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose

example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:

by ChrissyForTheWin June 21, 2013

Chrissy boy

A person who has a fucked up mentality and likes to accuse people of being together for no reason.

I think Chris needs to grow up and stop being a Chrissy boy.

by Guan er August 5, 2016

Chrissy Crumble

A phrase Used by strangers things’ fans to describe being air lifted by a villain called Vecna and get all of your bones broken and shattered.

I started screaming when Vecna did the Chrissy crumble on max

by Howling winds July 2, 2022

Dirty Chrissy

When you get all the ingredients for a home made chicken noodle soup and pour them in a bathtub and then your partner gets in and you ride them until adding the final ingredient.

Bro last night my girl gave me a dirty chrissy... I still smell like chicken noodle soup .

by Yeroc April 12, 2020

hair by chrissy

she’s a hair salon in LA that every influencer goes to get their hair done there, she calls her self a “hair stylist” when she doesn’t even know how to do POC hair, and she’s also racist, doesn’t require masks, & have so many bad reviews, we started calling her hair by chrispy/crispy bc she does hair like a fried french fries or a crispy chicken, now she started dragging the “hair by crispy” joke too much and overused it and the joke is over she’s also annoying asf😁👍
RIP the joke 10/12/2020-10/15/2020

have you seen hair by chrissy? she said she can’t do dev’s hair bc she’s a POC

by i love clowning❤️ October 16, 2020