Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Chopard

A Swiss brand of jewellery. Its specialty on crafting is the watches, made of gold, steel, diamonds and other precious ores. It was founded in 1860 by Louis-Ulysse Chopard.

"To make competition with John's Rolex, I bought myself a Chopard, twice expensier than his'! "

by ObregonJorgeE June 11, 2015

croptard

Someone who takes screenshots of photos because they don’t know how to save the originals, but they also don’t know how to crop their screenshots down to just the photo, so they repost photos of their whole screen.

I see a lot of good memes posted today but they were a nuisance to re-share because they were posted by croptards.

by SgtBoom May 31, 2021

Cheaptard

Cheaptard - a person who thinks that they know shit and want to pretend they going posh place on holidays but booking cheapest place in a village

I went to the local pub and it was full of visiting cheaptards keep asking 'how much?'

by SusanW85 July 3, 2021

choggtard

A really fit fuckwit of a human that is completely retarded and inept

Look at that choggtard slobbering on that burger, poor bastard should be put out of its misery

by Dirty choglord August 11, 2024