Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

dirty chook

Term in Australia for deep fried chicken, normally from KFC.

Person 1- “Wanna go get some dirty chook?”
Person 2- “yeah i’m in the mood for some KFC”

by SlinkyJoe September 18, 2018

greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication

Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!

by Iamreallymessedup101 December 2, 2015

Cooked the chook

When someone ultimately rides them selves off with drugs or alcohol,says something stuiped, does something stuiped,wears something stuiped,or someone who is overdoing it to a whole new level

Bro1: “walks in the room jaw side ways with a Mexican hat on a pogo stick with glow sticks for sunnies”
Bro2: bruzzy Ive told once I’ll tell you again you yourve cooked the chook mate seek help

by Jack Leroy Bruzzy July 4, 2019

Bush Chook

A nickname given to the emu by rural farmers and country folk of australia

Hey Shazza, the bloody bush chooks got into the paddock again.

by Pup77777 September 14, 2011

G'day Chook!

Just call every C*** at work Chook! Even if doesn't make sense

Some dickhead: G'day fellas

Some legend: G'day Chook!

by BasedKing August 24, 2022