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suicide chomper

A fat whore typically on plants versus zombies who will rush you and the whole team with no fear of death and when they see you think wow they look cool and fucking burrows you. And while they are mid t-bag gets killed and proceeds to hate message you and report you for poor sportsmanship after you t-bag them back
Zombie:oh shit a suicide chomper!
Suicide Chomper: RHEEE DA HOY WEEEEE *ambient fucking retard noises*
Zombie: *gets burrowed* FUCKING SUICIDR CHOMPER!!!!
by Deez ur mom lmao May 22, 2021
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Chompfch

1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing

sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.

2. Ç̶̜̦̲̱̭͙͉̗̭̯̪̰͛͑́̑̊̑̎̆̈̈́̽̆̚Ḩ̶̲͇̗͔͖̰̣̲̖̭̙́̓̋͆̒̎̍̐͊̾̂̂̚͜Ǫ̵̡̞͚̩̻̖̰͎̪̫͍̐̎̀̀̓̅̌̓͂͛͂͘̕͜M ̨̧͉̰̼̜̗̣͈̬̲͇̀̈́̐̈̓͗͊̊̽̑͑͝͠ͅP̶̗̹̣͎̖̞̯̣̦̻̙̺͊̈́͛͌̐̌́̈́̃͌͑̎͗ͅF̶̢̨̡̛̜̮̮̫͈̼̻̙̮̰̽̓͗̑̓̏̏́́̈́͊͝C̵̡̲̝͓̘̞͚̟̪͔̗̻̟̑̑̂͑̾̂͊̑̅̾͑͘͠Ḩ̴̨̨͕̜͉̯̗̺̣̭͖̖̅̆̈́́͐͐̓͋̈́̏̈̚͝ ̶̰̮͔̙͉̠̤̘̠̪̳̲̃̓̎̐̀̉͌̓̄͂͗͘͝ͅŢ̵̺͚͇̜͓̳͇͓̝͓̖͑̊̀́̃̈́͋̽̔̆͘͜͝͝H̶̡̘̺͉̺͇͙̖̻͙̤̓̔̄̀͆̓̿̈͛̊̕͘͜͜͝E̴̘̳͙̗̙̙͖̬̖̹̹̜̐͐̓̂̽͗͋͋̂̈́̓̕͝ͅ ̴̨̥͎̫͚̳͓̯̹̼͖̱̈́͑͗͒̅̌̇̔̄̿̾̕͠ͅS̴̨̡̱̲̫̘͕̫̦̙͈͚̩͒̅̑́̾̊͛͐̀́̃̎͘Ǫ̶̤̘̞͙͍̰̰̤̺̮͓̣͋̊̂̆̂̍̎̆̏̈̑̚͝Ṵ̵̫͍͉͉͚͉͈͇̜̫͈̯̏͑̆̈́̅͆̔̂͆́́͌̚L ̢̢̥̖̹̯̼̝̝͔͎͙̈͛̃̂̇̃̀̏͗̂̌̏̕͜S̵̡̩̺̯̱͓͚̻̼͇̙͓̊̾͆͒͒͑̑̃̐̿̒̕͜͠ ̶̧̨̯̞̝̲̯͔̣̣͔̼̦̾̔̈̈̈́͋͋̍̑̊̉̉͝Ǫ̴̢̝̺̩̜͕̺͕̙̘̹̓́̀͌͋̄̿͌̈́́̃̀̕͜F ̡̛̛͚̟̣̱̺̰͈̳̠͍̯̖̄̃̉́̋͌̐̊̔̈́͝ ̢̢̢͓̞̮̫̣̠̲̘̉͑͂̃̎͂̄̽́͑̚͠͝ͅͅT ̧̦̹̭͈̻̰͔̣̩̤̭̻̈͒́̈́̍̏͑͂͐͐͛̄̚Ḩ̴̨̢̞͕̖͎̱̗̝̰̦̤̍̇͂͂̔͑̈́̋̽͘̕͝͠E̴̲̻͍̗̘͎̼̣͉̩̦̖̗̊̄͋̒̓́̄̄̅̈́̉̋̕ ̫̦̹̱͕͔̩̻̙͉̣̟͚̏̓̑̀̃̓̈́̎̍͐́̎͘I ̨̡̡̗̼̙̞̜͉̬̻̪̜̊͆͊̓͂̂̆̽̊̽̽̓̕N̴̨̞̠̺͎̭̗͚̖̼̼͙͒̏̂̌̔̂̈̈́̀͆̎̕͜͝N̵̡̗͍̫̮̦̮̯̜̺̙͗́͗́̏̀͂̀͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅO ̡̱̺͇̠̜͍͔̮̮̼̣̰͒́̍͐̊̆̀̈́̄͘̚͠͝C ̡̢̢̢̩̫̟̳̼̦̦̞̃̋̉̿̑̐̏̒͂̂͘͝͝ͅE̵̛͙̯̬̖̞̟̪̯̟̮͇̟͐̋̓̍́͋̉̂̃͛̕͝ͅN ̢̢̢̨̨̛̰̤̺͖̘͔̳̖̓͌́͊́̍͋͌͑̈̕͠T̵̡̡͓̤͈̻̳̘̯̱͎̞̟̋̓͌̔͆́̓̍̋̂͗̐̚ ̢̛͔̹͍̯̙̦͎̪̙̪̻̼̾͑̆̒̈́̿̒͑͊̀͋̑B̵̛͎͈͙͓̙̰͔̭̞͙̙͍̿̈̐̊͑̈͊̂͗̎̕̕ͅĘ̶͚̫͙̲̥̣̠̮̗̲̤̱͛̌̿̍̎̆̓̃̄̂͐̃̃E ̛̻͎̪̗̠̰͍̞̦̤̳̘̍͑̂̒̑̈́̎̈́͗͑̏͝ͅS̵̛̞͇͙͉͎͍̝͇͈̦͉̪̃̐́̒̏͌̌̄̍͗̽͘ͅ
Barry chompfched the wet bees he slurped from his cup.
by Trotrwastaken May 30, 2018
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Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.
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Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.
You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!
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