Chimpanazis

The oldest & longest remaining species of the Great Apes family and possibly the premier primates presumed to be the predecessors and pioneers who preconceived the perception of prejudice plus the primary producers of the most prehistoric forms of propaganda that people have professionalized and propagate still to this day.

I heard that some Primatologists believe that the Yetis and Sasquatches really did exist and lived in harmony with all the other Great Apes until the Chimpanazis exterminated them and invented propaganda to eliminate the evidence hide the truth and conceal the facts.

by Spacewook July 4, 2024

Chomping Dong

Smoking a fat blunt

“I love chomping dong”

by noxp August 27, 2025

Champanal

When you celebrate something with champagne and anal.

After we closed on our house we celebrated with some champanal

by Straightbangin October 23, 2025

Chomping

The act of opening and closing one’s butthole like a mouth.

“She bent over and started chomping at me.”

by Jonny Snowwe January 24, 2026

Cheek Chompin

When you bit your cheek hard, which leads to it swelling up. Then, because it swells, you bite it more and it swells more and takes weeks to go away.

Dude, I was cheek chompin all last night.

Ugh, I just bit my cheek. Now I'm gonna be cheek chompin all day!

by effing-awesome May 19, 2010

Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.

"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016

monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating

Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!

by IH8Libs November 4, 2021