Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 07, 2004

Choad

a rare medical condition where the gerth of a pennis exceeds the length

look in between you`re legs CHOAD BOY

by dan cliff November 17, 2004

Choad

Any type of food that ends up tasting like fucking shit...

Dood those waffles tasted like a choad...

by Crazy*Nazi November 13, 2003

Choad

the piece of flesh discarded after the circumcision of a penis

Dr. Mack, where should we place the new choads?

by Mondo December 02, 2003

choad

Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.

by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003

choad

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.

by ducas June 06, 2007

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004