Carney Chlamydia

A super specific strain of chlamydiathat can only be caught by having sex with a carnival worker.

She caught a nasty case of carney chlamydia after hooking up with the ferris wheel operator.

by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

Clamydiitis

Fear of clamydia; fear of contracting clamydia; fear of burning urine; fear of prostitutes for the application of sexual intercourse; fear of clams in soup or chowder (clamydia soup) - wet clamydiitis.

Tom wouldn't fuck the skank because of his Clamydiitis.

by Jimmy McNeil December 11, 2003

crackbaby chlamydia

A rare and serious form of chlamydia contracted by fucking a crackbaby whore. crackbaby chlamydia

“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”

by Swagmoneysky December 3, 2018

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

Arab Chlamydia

When you stick your 2 inch dick inside of a goat with chlamydia and when you cum in its asshole you scream "allahu Akbar" and set off your suicide bomb vest killing everyone within 100 yards

That guy is Arab, I bet he's done the Arab chlamydia.

by Dylanornahh June 13, 2016

chlamydia

A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.

"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"

by green tomato December 9, 2008