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Chippenham

Chippenham is a market town in Wiltshire, England
My holiday was canceled and we ended up having to go to Chippenham.
by Lord Bobalot March 22, 2011
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the chineese whore cuksauce

The act of a man putting duck sauce in a womens belly button then having sex with her and then pulling then shooting his load in her belly button with the duck sauce and then mixing it with you dick, then painting the women's face with it on your dick.
"Yo man, that girl is a slut. She made me give her "the chineese whore cuksauce" last night when we were drunk. What a whore.
by Shimm September 17, 2008
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Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.
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a tramp just got chipped
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Chipetet

A term refferring to someone being a badass or just plain awesome usually used in situations when you try to defend someone.
"Bro Louis is a dumbass," or " Jane is so uncool"
"No, they are chipetets..."
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Chippenham

The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.

The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!

In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham
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Chipetts

Girl version of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
It was hilarious hearing the chipetts sing.
by tamira75 December 20, 2009
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