Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024
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Get the Chimpanzee mug.The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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Just one small step for man.
Just one small step for man.
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
Get the Brass Chimpanzee mug.The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.
Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?
by Nomaidens June 18, 2022
Get the Minehut Chimpanzee mug.When a person is so uncomfortable in the presence of a lesbian quarrel that they assume the posture of the monkey that "sees no evil". If there is a tremendous amount of explicit sexual references, the person may choose to take a squatting position in a corner and cry... wishing they could erase the things that they have heard.
That girl's rant about the lover that she scissor fucked yesterday after her husband left the house turned me into a shy chimpanzee.
by itsybitsyspyder October 26, 2016
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"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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