chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.

Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.

by El Kroppo August 13, 2008

Chimera ant arc

The Chimera ant arc is the best arc in hunter x hunter and the best arc in all of anime for that matter.

Me:bro have you seen the Chimera ant arc?
Friend: No I'm still on the part with the Phantom troupe.

by Qboi December 16, 2019

chimney butt bellows

When you're fucking a fat chick doggy style and her butt cheeks flap together like a chimey bellows, wafting butthole stank up towards your nose

She was cute for a fatty, but we had to break up on account of her chimney butt bellows

by Birdfeeder M.D. January 1, 2012

chimeracialism

A transformation of self image originating from the female's body supporting mc dna reproduction of a male of another race through unprotected sexual intercourse.

The study noted that possible sources of male chimeracialism included, known pregnancies, miscarriages, vanished male twin, or sexual intercourse.

by PaxMacian June 26, 2015

floor chimes

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb

When we go 'round corners in Senora's car the floor chimes play for us.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

sweeping the chimney

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.

by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014