Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

Choking the DJ

The act of choking a women with her consent while she performes a masturbation ritual on herself with her hand flat and moving back and forth abrutptly, like a DJ would spinning a record.

I started choking the DJ last night when she was pleasuring herself.

by UCAkid February 23, 2009

Sly-Chiing

The act of attending a Sly-Chi show. Usually involves lots of alcohol as well as gratuitous booty shaking and other various forms of dancing.

"We were sly-chiing last Thursday at the Stadium"

"Man, I miss my sly-chiing days at the Big Sleazy"

by PWMainah July 19, 2007

Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17
• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24
• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18
• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3
• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14
• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0
• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)
• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

by George Wynn January 27, 2009

Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.

1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.

by dj davidv November 27, 2009

choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003