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chronically offline

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
by goldengrahms August 20, 2022
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Chronically online

Riyan is chronically online
by Jigglyhdhjw January 31, 2022
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chronically online

a person with blue hair and circular glasses. their name is typically kamille and they have basic middle names. they play overwatch 24/7
no kamille, youre the chronically online one
by mdzs June 10, 2022
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chronically online

"That yuta stan is so chronically online"
by doyoungsblackgf August 13, 2022
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chronically late

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.
"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."
by Sleightflow October 22, 2012
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chronically online

p1: “did you hear what those bad kids got mad about?”
p2: “ yeah they are chronically online
by smartypants19 February 8, 2022
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