Free Cheesing

When you cum on a girl's pussy, let it solidify and then a different girl eats it off.

Woman 1: You better be free cheesing me tonight.
Man 1: I definitely will, just call up your friend.

by D0nald.Duckie December 22, 2020

Cheesing

To be hyped, ecstatic

Jeff was cheesing when he found out he was getting a Porsche.

by Dangeroo Kipawaa January 12, 2019

cream cheesing

when somebody replaces normal cream cheese whith day old stale cum and puts it in sombody's bagle

I hate that fucker and were going cream cheesing on him.

by yo yo yo 69 May 2, 2008

cheesing

A method of getting high whereby the user forces a male housecat to urinate in their face; the pheromones of the cat urine put the user in a euphoric state

"Want to go cheesing?"

by matthewf01 March 26, 2008

cheesing

The act of huffing male cat urine. From South Park.

"Hey let's go cheese."

"Do you feel like cheesing?"

"I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out now."

by Don Felder March 26, 2008

Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010

cheesing

the act of having a male cat urinate on one's face followed in by deeply breathing in the aroma of the car urine. gives quite a buzz

dude, i was cheesing real hard last night and i wound up naked!

by Mattthehitmanhart March 26, 2008