Churning

Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.

friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."

by MargeD. May 15, 2014

Churning

When a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male's financial situation by having him pay dinners, Vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). Churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.

Jon: I had dinner last night with that girl Sara I met at Pacha on Saturday
Nicolas: Did she offer to pay half of the bill?
Jon: No, I had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of Champagne on the menu. I totally got churned bro'
Nicolas: Dude, that's mad churning...

by Sohojohn September 24, 2013

Cherlin

She tends to be obsessed with someone or something is loyal to everyone she cares about. Loves her family

Cherlin a caring much loyal

by Tasm2 October 2, 2018

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

by j.h.520 June 24, 2008

Churning

The practice of creating unnecessary work or dragging out necessary work in order to increase the amount of money billed to a client. (slang, Amer. Legal)

"I was churning on the Smith case, making sure I had enough billable hours."

by Atticus Funk March 2, 2005

Charnin'

To be excited for something in a chill way. to crave. Close definition to Feinin

I'm charnin' for this Friday.
I'm charnin'.

by Shredex November 26, 2009

Churning the Dooky Butter

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014