Cheez-it

A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.

Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?

by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008

cheezing

the act of inhalation of female felines "spray"

dog i juss got done cheezing, im gone

by ttrain May 24, 2008

cheeze

its a slang term for crack in da hood. i appologize to all yall black ass dope dealers. i just educated the masses sos you cant talk in code.

one time i smoked so much cheeze i woke up convulsin and grindin my teeth asking to hit the shooter.

by EDDIE B May 31, 2004

Cheeze

An odd combo of death metal and malt liquor tall cans.

Cheeze is a pussy.

by dag yo October 2, 2003

cheeze it

another way of saying to ejaculate(masterbate)

"Hey man did you see that bitch last night yeah I was cheeze in it it this morning how about you yeah i also cheeze it three times a day"

by panoch April 29, 2009

Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.

Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer October 5, 2006

cheeze

a liitle kid who looks nerdy but loves to get high

Cheeze Cheeeeeeeeeezeeeeee.(puff of smoke)

by B13B September 12, 2009