cheesus

a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.

when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.

by tommyd "cheesus" March 27, 2008

cheenus

A combination of the word cheeto, and the word penis. Also known as cheese penis.

My grandmother said not to play with my cheenus anymore.

by ??? June 6, 2003

cheesusaurus rex

A mythical beast that is a dinosaur version of jesus christ and also happens to be made of cheese.

OMFG!! the cheesusaurus rex just crushed my car! And he also forgave my sins afterward.

by choppy mctreedown December 30, 2008

CheezusMicedOfficial

If you play the video's at half speed they sound like the real song!

Hey! Stop being such a CheezusMicedOfficial

by ninjatam October 24, 2017

Cheesus Christ

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.

Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay

by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019

cheebus

A name to call all of your friends that are pot smokers. A variation of "cheif". Can also be used as a root nick name, like Cheebus McCheeberson.

Hey Cheebus, pass me that spliff.

by Das Meems June 16, 2006

Cheesus Crust

Less blasphemous than saying Jesus Christ, or an atheist way of saying Jesus Christ

Cheesus Crust!! I just stubbed my toe!

by FLiCaBuG June 24, 2004