cheddar

currency, money

"I'd invest in those stocks, but I lost all my cheddar in Las Vegas."

by derecki March 30, 2009

cheddar

Cocaine

Mike: "Yo I just copped an 8-ball of some fiiiiiire cheddar, dog!"
Joe: "No way, let's cut up some lines and blow that ched the fuck down."

by lavar_ball March 24, 2017

cheddar

1) to express how one is doing somthing fast, more common in baseball and specifically throwing.

abrreviation:chedd,ched

2)as a general term in everyday life it is usually used to describe someones wealth.

1)Guy 1"F*CK that guys throwing CHED."
guy 2"yea, i might aswell close my F*CKING eyes and swing."

2)"look at that turtlefuck, he's rolling in the ched/cheddar."

by B-rizzle, u can call me mike September 9, 2007

cheddar

Used in rural North Devon (South West England) to describe someones penis that is wider than is is long.
If you happen to be in this predicament - i.e. have a cheddar then your sex life is unlikely to be anything other than non existant

Clive - I heard that guys got a cheddar
Geoff - I know i saw it with my own eyes, i offered to give him a blow job, and to be fair it was pretty savage.
Clive - Yeah I can imagine, sounds fucked right up

by Clive and Geoff May 22, 2006

cheddars

A coworker who goes around calling other "prima donna" while secretly hoarding a Cracker Barrel factory's worth of cheddar cheese in his desk, which is impressive since his desk is the size of a cassette tape.

Kyle is a real cheddars but, ever worse, he smells like gouda.

by #1 Thrilla November 4, 2009

cheddar

a smoothly paved road, great for any type of skating

dude that hills so cheddar

by thirdlegjohnson July 11, 2011

cheddared

Experiencing hangover-like symptoms (bloating, headache, queasiness) having heavily indulged in cheese - cheddar or otherwise - the night before.

'That's the last time I eat half a roulade of Bavarian smoked before bedtime - I feel well cheddared now.'

by Emma Young August 21, 2007