chapter 13

The chapter of the Book of Sex written years during a campout of adolescent girls that references "Kinky Sex Toys."

Cait: "lololol jen what dildo should we buy?"
Jen: "roflmao lets check chapter 13"

by d jizzle my nizzle June 3, 2007

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Charcuterie

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021

Chapeter

Word meaning better than happy, fantastic, or any other joyful word. It is the highest enjoyment/happy feeling word.

bro 1: How are you man?
bro 2: I'm Fantastic. You?
bro 1: I'm Chapeter

by Flygirl03 May 30, 2009

Chavhunter

A person who either hunts in packs or alone, and destroys Chavs. Sometimes called the Van Helsing of the Metal/Rocker/Goth/Mosher/Punk society, a person who is much better than the police as being the final/only solution to the Chav Problem

Chav 1: I've heard the Chavhunter comes here, I'm on my own so I can't look tough.
Chavhunter (in the shadows): don't move, scream out or Breathe, you're going to die!

by Metal Master September 30, 2005

Filler Chapter

a chapter in a story (typically not professional) that is used when the author has no idea what to write about but needs to move the plot along

Person 1: I HATE filler chapters
Person 2: SAAAMMMEEE

by CostALotAMoney July 10, 2016

fable the lost chapters

Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels

fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant

by phezmiester October 25, 2011